In word processing, the on-screen representation of the amount of data that fits on a printed page.
Also the Washington D.C. job in which a young person is most likely to be harassed.#
A Windows 95 accessory program that allows the user to edit or create graphic bitmap (.BMP) files.
What Tammy Faye puts on her face.#
An interface used for parallel communications devices such as printers. Usually a 25 pin connector.
The place where drivers ed teachers keep their boats.#
A security measure to prevent unauthorized access to a computer, a program or files. You should use a password to protect your network, hard disk and on-line account.
You should not use a password to enter a club called "Bubba's Happy Den of Oil."#
This Windows 95 control panel item enables the user to limit access to Windows by means of a user-defined codeword that must be entered correctly before using the system. This program also allows for remote administration, allowing other computers to manage your files and printers.
Best passwords: "Take a hike Bozo, I'm dating Bill Gates!"#
After the user has Cut or Copied a highlighted selection, this ability is used to place the selection into the document wherever the cursor is located at the time. With a window, the object is placed wherever the pointer is located within the box.
4 out of 5 dentists recommend Windows 95!#
A standard for external devices used with notebook computers such as memory cards and modems. An acronym for Personal Computer Memory Card International Association.
Also an acronym for the new Polish-Czecoslovakian-Moldavian Central Intelligence Agency. It's a cost saving measure in the new fiscally conservative and more democratic Eastern block. They spy on each other and then pool the information.#
A separate device connected to and controlled by a computer, such as a printer. You should use a peripheral device to print, scan or communicate.
You should not use a peripheral device as a stepladder to scale the White House wall.#
A program that allows the user to enter telephone numbers along with names. These are assigned to icons, allowing the user to click on the corresponding icon and have the computer automatically dial the number. The computer must be equipped with a modem.
Please don't call us anymore, we're sick of hearing nothing but the sound of your computer fan!#
The smallest element of a display.
Pixels are composed of red, green and blue. Three pixels walked into a bar one Irish, one American and one Russian. The Irish pixel says "I'm so green I was once mistaken for a large grassy meadow." Then the American pixel says, well that's nothing "I'm so blue I was once mistaken for the Pacific Ocean." The Russian pixel thought for a moment and then said, "I've got you both beat, I'm so red I was once mistaken for the spot on Mikhail Gorbachev's forehead."#
The tiny dots on a computer display screen that form images.
Not to be confused with pygmies, the tiny people in Africa who could kick your butt in a javelin throw.#
A hardware standard that requires hardware to identify itself to the operating system allowing it to be configured by the system without manual installation.
Plug and Play is what you call the wizard who invented Preparation H.#
A menu that appears when certain items in Windows, such as dialog boxes, are clicked.
Also a menu that appeared at the White House when Bill Clinton bellowed "I want some Pop Tarts!"#
Underlined words in Windows Help Topics that indicate special terms.
Also the latest toaster treats from the Girls of Baywatch cookbook.#
An interface that provides a gateway to the flow of data between the CPU and external devices.
Also the type of wine that provides the flow of nourishment to Boris Yeltsin.#
A programming language used to produce high quality printed output.
You should not use Post Script to print "P.S. So Julia, what did you ever see in that Lyle guy anyway?" #
This Windows 95 control panel item allows the user to control the Power Management settings and the Battery meter.
Never seems to be enough in the city grid when Cher turns on the darned blow dryer.#
A list of files temporarily stored in a memory buffer that a print spooler prints in the background leaving the computer free to perform other tasks.
When printing the alphabet, this is what you do before you print the letter R.#
A file that contains the information needed to make a printer work with a program.
Original line from the script for the movie Rainman starring Dustin Hoffman: "I'm a good printer driver. I'm a very good printer driver."#
The definition of a font that is used by the printer. Differs from screen font which is used to define the appearance of a font on the monitor.
Also differs from Isaac Newton font in which the lines only go up and down.#
Represents a printer driver on your computer or network accessible in Windows 95.
Little known first movie by Michael J. Fox: I was a Teenage Printer Icon.#
The printers folder is where you can print a document, add a printer or change printer settings. You should use the printers folder to access printer icons for drag and drop printing.
You should not use the printers folder to access drag queens who do icons like Marilyn Monroe.#
Program instructions executed in the CPU resulting in changes based on logical functions and mathematical computations.
You should believe your computer when it says it is processing your print job. You should not believe the people at Merv Griffin Productions when they tell you they are processing your application to be the next letter turner on Wheel of Fortune.#
A set of instructions written with a programming language allowing the computer to be used in a predetermined way.
Also, where Hollywood stars go to sober up.#
In Windows 95, the Start Menu pull across menu that includes a list of program folders available.
A list of ten step programs for people addicted to Solitaire.#
A symbol indicating the computer is ready for input.
Antonym: U.S. Postal Service.#
In Windows 95, an attribute of an object.
Best thing about Windows 95, you really can own property with no money down.#
A dialog box in Windows 95 which allows the customization of an objects properties.
This is not a list of musicians who have committed major crimes, that would be a rap sheet.#
The standards for data exchange between two computers or devices. The protocol for data exchange between two modems may be V.32.
The protocol for exchange of greetings between Boris Yeltsin and Bill Clinton may be "You get lucky lately?"#
A menu of options in Windows that appears when you make a selection on the menu bar.
This is not what appears when (censored) pulls down his (censored).#
